The poor aul pup…
Something happened to me when i was a young wan…
My father asked me to go out into the garage and bring in some blocks for the fire… "blocks" we used to call them; wood for the fire. I didn’t want to but I had to, so I went grumpily.
Typically the light in the garage was broken and I had to feel my way around in the dark. My dog Shot was there, she’d given birth to 12 pups a few weeks before and they were all scrambling around the garage. Next thing anyway, didn’t I hear a crunch beneath my foot… followed by a yelp. I picked up the injured pup and brought him inside making sure I didn’t step on any more on the way out and Shot following close behind.
When I got into the light, I got the shock of my life as the dogs head had grown the size of it’s body. I must have stood on his head. I left the puppy there with it’s head still growing larger and larger and ran to get my Dad who ran to get his shot gun. I ran to my room and blocked my ears, but I could still hear the blast of the shotgun…
My Dad wrote a note after and pushed it under my door and I’ve kept the note all these years, I hide it behind a photo of my Dad-

"The best lain schemes of mice and men gang aft agley"



Shirley, this is by far one of the best stories I ever heard comming from your mouth. Its almost like laughing at a funeral!