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Bad Luck & Allah…

I’ve been wondering lately what the hell causes these random periods of bad luck I occasionally find myself in.  Since Sunday, I feel like the Gods are having a good ol’ laugh at me. 
It’s just that everything is breaking…
Like, my new bike that I bought.
That broke. 
I had to go back to my old bike.  That was fine until yesterday after almost getting knocked down on the way home,  I cycled through the park and some little teenage twit throw a ball to his dog with one of these things:
  
I don’t know what they are called but if I had taken it off him, I’d have beat him black and blue with it… 
He threw the ball into my path and his two dogs came running after it, causing me to break suddenly and my bike got such a shock that it’s chain came off.  He muttered sorry under his breath like it wasn’t a big deal and pretended not to notice that the chain came off my bike.  I yelled at him.  I did!
I told him he was very gentlemanly and told him he shudda looked before he threw his ball. He just kept walking and pretended he didn’t hear me. I got so mad I couldn’t contain it but I did.   I contained it.  My veins were bulging out the side-a my head though… 
I got oil all over my hands and my coat and my keys and on the door and on the walls. 
Yeah, so that bike broke too.  My laptop is broken again, after spending £150 fixing it over a month ago… 
I went to an audition and I didn’t get it. 
There are loads more little minor bits of bad luck too… I wonder if maybe it will balance itself out and I will go through a really lucky phase!?

 

Once my driving instructor told me that she was teaching this very holy Muslim girl how to drive. When it came to do her test, she got the day off work and went to the test centre only to be told that her test was cancelled. She was completely unphased by it.


The Driving Instructor said “Jeez that’s an awful pain it was cancelled isn’t it?” and she said “Nah, It’s what Allah wanted”…
That story always stuck with me for some reason… 
It’s quite a calm way to think…  Like anytime anything went wrong or didn’t go ‘my way’, I could just say “Allah wants it that way…”
Well I hope Allah wants what I want…  Ay there’s the rub, methinks…
Hmmmm….

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

Doggy in the window…

I whizz past this house every evening and usually this fella is looking out the window.  He always clocks me and I wave at him so we can have some interaction.

He always looks confused when I wave…  You know when you see someone you think you know? And you say hello to them… and then they look at you strange and you realise it’s not the person you thought it was…Well, that’s how he looks at me… He’s kinda snobby.  I like him though…  I wanna make friends with him…



Meatloaf…

 

 

 

Em.. If you heard someone singing Meat Loaf this morning at the crack a dawn, somewhere between 5:00 – 6:00am, it was me.  I am sorry but my lungs and voicebox rarely get the chance to collaborate and allow themselves to burst into a fully fledged song.  If you did hear it, you can’t complain too much cuz I was whizzing by so quickly on my bike that you would have only caught a sentence or too and you would have had a nice fade in, fade out effect.  That would have been quite soothing for you I’d imagine, no?

Meatloaf’s Bat out of Hell was the album of choice this morning and is always good for a sing-a-long.
 


I had only one ipod earphone in, as I needed the other ear for the road.  I know all the words of all the songs on that album and I took great pleasure in hamming it up:

I poured it on and I poured it out,
I tried to show you just how much I care,
I’m tired of words and Im too hoarse to shout,
But you’ve been cold to me so long,
I’m crying icicles instead of tears…

I like imagining I am a big fat man with long hair and I am wearing a white frilly silk shirt when I am singing that song, I actually feel like I am Meat Loaf and that I have just been dumped for the umpteenth time and I sing this song like it is the final straw…

 

…And she kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
She kept on telling me..

At one stage, I got so carried away, that I jumped off my bike, whipped it close to my chest and started strumming the spokes. That was kinda embarrassing…

 

 

Wildlife…

I saw this fella on my way home this evening:
 
 

 

He was on the footpath on Linden Grove!  He was a young fella.  I frightened him as I went bombing past on my bike.  He flew up on the wall then.  I pulled the brakes on the bike, did a quick U turn, whipped my phone out and captured him walking along the wall. 
 

 

 

He was just as nosy as I was; he was looking at me with his beady eyes.  He was checking out my new bike I think. 
My new bike:
 

 

 


And would you believe that up until about six weeks ago, on the mornings that the tide would be in, I would see a seal on the thames as I cycled up the path.  He was there like clockwork, just chilling out on a floating wooden palette, having the time of his life… I swear to God, no word of a lie …I have been seeing him most mornings for like four months now, he even recognises me and kinda nods his head when i turn the corner… I always stop for a minute and just stay a while in the quiet…listening to the water lapping and looking at him, but since the mornings have been getting brighter I’ve not seen him at all… 
I wondered what brought him up the Thames.  Someone said the Thames is clean these days and there are a lot of fish.  I think he liked the bright lights of the city.  He was always looking around, there would be the small planes flying into the city airport, the lights of the cars across the river, the ferry boats and I think he liked lounging and just watching all the action.
This is a kind of a bad photo of him as I only had my phone camera on me…

 

 

 

So now, on my travels to work so far I have seen:
Foxes
Seals
Pheasants

 

 

 

(and can I remind you, this is London…Zone 2, I am talking about…)

London by Twilight…

I had the most glorious morning so far… I hopped on my bike at an almerciful hour and proceeded to cycle through the crack a dawn and out the other side and into the day. 

Cycling through London at that hour is like going on a little adventure, there’s something magical about the moment before the crack a dawn I tellya. 

Anyway, I was going to put a bag a rubbish in the wheelie bin before I left, when I stopped in my tracks cuz there was a massive spider and he had created a huge web in between me and the bins (that reminds me, I dreamt of a furry kinda half-animal-half-bumblebee thing getting trapped in a cobweb last night, and I freed him using a ruler anyway, that’s beside the point) so I didn’t bother putting out the rubbish for two reasons, one being that his web was so impressive, it was a mansion of a web, I would hate to be the one to tear it to pieces by walking through it.  The second reason is because I am terrified of spiders and wouldn’t risk the leggy fella climbing on top of me…

So I threw the bag a rubbish in the front door and put my leg over the bike and zoomed off into the day.  I have been leaving at the same time each morning and isn’t familiarity a great thing cuz there was a couple of mornings this week where I had more than one encounter with the same animal on my route to work.   A black Cat crossed my path three times this week, in the exact same spot and the exact same time!  I warned him out loud this morning to watch himself on the road; I really would hate to see some black cat pizza concoction on the road when I come back that same route on Monday.

I also have met a fox crossing the road in front of me, again, the same spot at the same time, I just know it was the same fella… y’know when you just know, dontcha…

I dingled my bell at the fox.  I did that cuz I kinda thought that would keep him on his guard and make him feel like I am the enemy.  The foxes are getting too relaxed around people… they will get beaten up if they continue like this so I wanted to keep him on his toes (claws).  I secretly liked him though, he was so cute. 

I flew down the hill at breakneck speed after my encounter with the fox, it was lovely and no car or no person or anything in my way, I thought of this line from Patrick Kavanagh’s Poem:

Oh, Alexander Selkirk knew the plight

Of being king and government and nation.

A road, a mile of kingdom. I am king

Of banks and stones and every blooming thing.

When it’s like that I like to cycle in the middle of the road.  It’s such an exhilarating experience, cycling a bike… not all the time, but every so often I have moments where everything is just right… and I think I have one over all the people in the bus.  Because of this feeling, I had a huge urge to wave at people but there wasn’t anyone in any of the buses that passed by so I went to work bursting with unspent waves.

Anyway, when I got to the path along the Thames, my morning peaked… cuz the sky and the view across the river was just breathtaking I had to stop and take a photo for you… 

Big Leap…

Well well well! Look what the sea washed in!…

I was cycling through Peckham on Friday – cycling along the leafy cycle path that leads to the side of that Godforsaken ugly looking thing they call a library – anyway, I look down on the ground and what did I find!!!???

Fierce high jinx altogether…

Had a nice cycle in to work this morning.  I was doing my usual rubber necking.  I saw a really old sign that read “G Wallin & Co. Tin Box Makers”

I thought it was really cool and started to think about how jobs have changed over time…  I was so lost in thought that I didn’t see the barricade in front of me…


I saw it as I was just about to hit it, so I managed to pull my brakes but I still did some involuntary somersaults & high jinks & circus tricks & my phalanges got crushed too. 

I was kinda embarrassed peeling myself off the barricade and I looked up at the windows of all the flats lining the street but no one was looking out…  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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