Man Eats Sandwich

I was walking through London Bridge Station there with a couple of pints in me and there was a fella eating his sandwich and I looked at him and jesus he was so funny.  He was really offended when I laughed at him, there he was sitting on the bench stuffing a  sandwich into his face quicker than his teeth could process it.  

Why that made me laugh, Jesus I dunno… It’s just that that sandwich didn’t have a chance! It kinda made me nervous.   It looked so helpless, like a lamb to the slaughter it was, and it being shoved into his mouth helpless… Feckin hell I am glad I am not a sandwich!