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All the missing people are in ‘Pret a Manger’

This morning I went into pret a manger and asked for an almond croissant.
I knew yer one behind the counter would ask if I wanted anything else in that automated, corporate tone, so I beat her to the punch and said “can I have an almond croissant and nothing else please!?”
And she said “sure, would you like anything else?”… I should have asked her again for the almond croissant and she would have asked me again if I wanted anything else and we would have gone round and round and round in circles and I might never have come out of there again…
Maybe that’s where all the missing people go… ‘can I have a croissant please and nothing else?’ ‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the croissant please and nothing else’, ‘sure would you like anything else’…
This morning I went in to ‘Pret a Manger’ and asked for an almond croissant…


Almond Croissant

I knew yer one behind the counter would ask if I wanted anything else in that automated, corporate tone, so I beat her to the punch and said “can I have an almond croissant and nothing else please!?”

And she said “Sure, would you like anything else?”… I should have asked her again for the almond croissant but she would have asked me if I wanted anything else and we would have gone round and round and round in circles and I might never have come out of there again…

Maybe that’s where all the missing people go; ‘Can I have an almond croissant please and nothing else?’ ‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’, ‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’,‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’,‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’,‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’,‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’,‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’,‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’,‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’,‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’,‘Sure, would you like anything else?’ ‘Just the almond croissant please and nothing else’….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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